Monday, May 05, 2008

Happy Fifth of Mayonaise!

¡Hola todos y feliz cinco de mayo!

Today, don't forget to celebrate the true meaning of Cinco de Mayo: eating tacos and unlimited chips and salsa, chugging Mexican beer with lime, and pounding shots of tequila--the cheaper the better!

We Americans love any holiday that gives us an excuse to drink. We also love Mexican food. We're just not fans of Mexican people. We think they're all illiterate.

Actually, we're just paranoid they're talking about us when they speak Spanish to each other.

Cinco do Mayo. It's like a Mexican St. Patrick's Day.


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