Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Wacky Toilets and Wacky Comments!

Hello everyone!

I got one of those wacky "pass it on" emails from my wonderful wife the other day. This one was titled, "TOILETS AROUND THE WORLD", and it contained a bunch of pictures that I thought you, the viewer, would enjoy seeing. So here they are along with my comments:

Hmm. I'm not sure, but I think this is actually a urinal. I wouldn't feel very comfortable using this one because all I'd be able to think about was that large mouth with huge, razor-sharp teeth chomping down on my Don Johnson.

Here's another mouth, but this one adds Long Pee, the Thai urinal god. You can tell by his several arms for "shaking it off" at the end. Wait, is that a camera? I hope you've got a panoramic lens, if you know what I mean!

I wonder if this is playable. If it's in a bar bathroom, I guarantee that some drunk guy has tried.

No thanks, I can hold it myself. (See what I just did there? "Hold it"!?)

Well, isn't this artistic? If they actually smell like flowers, I won't complain.

It's the "toilet seat up for men and down for women" joke that never gets old. Wait, I mean never gets funny.

Let me guess, this one was designed for women, right? Apparently women like to drink wine and read fashion magazines while sitting on the toilet. I think this one needs more pink--it's not obnoxious enough yet.

Now that's what I call a throne!

I think just about anything can be sexy. A bowel movement is one exception.

God, this one is creepy. Hello, little boy! Would you like to come in here and go "tinkle-tinkle" with Uncle Lee?

Does the water come out yellow? Here's one instance where I'd be better off not washing my hands after using the restroom.

When Lego people have to go!

This is a two-parter picture. The above photo is from the outside...

...and here's a photo from the inside. The deal is that it's a public restroom surrounded by one-way glass: mirrors on the outside so nobody can see in, but people can see out from inside. The email said it was from Houston, but snopes says Switzerland, and they're pretty trustworthy. Regardless, I doubt it gets used very much.

And there you go. (See what I just did there? "Go"!?)

I better stop before I pun myself to death. Finals are next week, so don't plan on hearing from me until after next week Thursday. In the meantime, you can amuse yourself with some of the links on the right side of my blog homepage.




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