A Quick Update...
Hello everyone!
Look, I know I promised that I was going to post a Daily Win and FAIL, well, daily. However, I just spent a week in the land of no internets AKA North Idaho, and no, I don't consider dial-up to be real internet (do you consider a Honey Bucket to be the same as indoor plumbing?) So I couldn't update my blog without driving to Starbucks every day and paying to use their Wi-Fi, which would suck not only because I would have to pay for it, but also because I would have to hang out at Starbucks in Sandpoint every day, and they're the cold-hearted corporate bastards that decided to open up one of their craptastic chains two doors down from one of my favorite coffee and open mike places in Sandpoint: Jumpin' Joe's. Wouldn't you know it, Jumpin' Joe's went out of business within six months because all the tourists could get their favorite coffee at Starbucks instead of having to take their chance on a local business, and that way their vacation would feel just as if they never left home.
So after keeping my promise of posting every day for a whole eight days, I had to renege. FAIL!
But in order to make up for this absence, I plan onwasting spending New Year's Day constructing a Daily Win and FAIL extravaganza, which will no doubt more than make up for the week or so that I missed. In the meantime, I thought I'd share this email I received while I was out of town:
Rob
Look, I know I promised that I was going to post a Daily Win and FAIL, well, daily. However, I just spent a week in the land of no internets AKA North Idaho, and no, I don't consider dial-up to be real internet (do you consider a Honey Bucket to be the same as indoor plumbing?) So I couldn't update my blog without driving to Starbucks every day and paying to use their Wi-Fi, which would suck not only because I would have to pay for it, but also because I would have to hang out at Starbucks in Sandpoint every day, and they're the cold-hearted corporate bastards that decided to open up one of their craptastic chains two doors down from one of my favorite coffee and open mike places in Sandpoint: Jumpin' Joe's. Wouldn't you know it, Jumpin' Joe's went out of business within six months because all the tourists could get their favorite coffee at Starbucks instead of having to take their chance on a local business, and that way their vacation would feel just as if they never left home.
So after keeping my promise of posting every day for a whole eight days, I had to renege. FAIL!
But in order to make up for this absence, I plan on
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posted by Rob at 7:30 PM
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