Derek the Abstinence Clown

Hello everyone!

Apparently having sex before marriage is just like juggling machetes over someone's prone body. It's also the same as abusing tobacco, alcohol, and illegal drugs (but apparently prescription drugs are okay to abuse, or at least not as bad as premarital sex). Why do I say this? Well, that's because I heard it from Derek the Abstinence Clown:



And just think, this, er, clown is being paid by an organization that received $800,000 from the federal government in 2007. That means that our tax dollars are financing this clown to scare the crap out of kids instead of being honest with them. That way, when they do have sex (and most of them will), they won't bother to use protection because what's the point? Derek the Abstinence Clown told them that all sex before marriage is bad. Or some boy will get hepatitis from having unprotected anal sex with his girlfriend because she's "saving herself (her vagina) for marriage," and they don't know the dangers because all they've been taught is sex before marriage is bad.

Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

If they really want to keep kids from having sex, they should give comprehensive sex education and spend a lot of time discussing venereal diseases like they did when I was in school. Once the girls hear terminology like "thick, cottage cheese-like discharge," I guarantee they won't put out to the boys until they're at least 30. Or at least they won't put out to guys who are like I was in high school.

Rob