W&F: Stewart and Pounded Puppies

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My head is feeling much better than it did 24 hours ago. That sounds like if could be a Win! Speaking of which, let's bring it back!

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Here, Jon Stewart proceeds to do what he does best, and that is to provide a platform for our elected officials to make fools of themselves. The guy from Iowa in particular crosses over into Loony-land by suggesting that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed might be let loose on a technicality and somehow apply for US citizenship. It's the same old tired "Be afraid--be very, very afraid" crap that these imbeciles are known for. He skillfully manages to combine "Fear the Muslim terrorists!" with "Fear the foreign immigrants invading your neighborhood!" I guess he couldn't find a way to tie Guantanamo to gay marriage. FAIL!

Oh wait, this was supposed to be a Win! Sorry, but I do a much better job at complaining. Anyway, this Daily Show clip is a Win!

FAIL: "Pounding" puppies

This is completely messed up:

Oregon couple sentenced for sexually abusing German shepherd

Story Published: Jan 28, 2009 at 10:28 AM PST
By Associated Press

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — A southern Oregon couple who videotaped themselves having sex with a German shepherd mix were sentenced Tuesday to 60 days in jail and ordered not to own animals during their two years on probation.

Steven Baker, 54, and Kim Baalbergen, 50, of Klamath Falls pleaded guilty to sexual abuse of an animal, a misdemeanor. Prosecutor Cole Chase said be believes it's the first time anyone in Oregon has been fully prosecuted under that law.

Chase said Baalbergen performed oral sex on the dog and received oral, vaginal and anal sex. He said Baker received anal sex.

Baker sold three videos for $12,000 to a company in Amsterdam. Each video netted $4,000.

"Their friends in another jurisdiction run a Web site that includes bestiality and said 'Hey, you guys can make some money doing this, and it's great fun too,'" Chase said.

The pair were lodged Tuesday at the Klamath County Jail. Following their release, they will have to perform 40 hours of community service.

The dog, Max, had to be killed.

"Because of the way it was taught to interact with people, it couldn't be placed in another home," Chase said.

(Copyright 2009 The Associated Press.)

Seriously, I can't even make jokes about this aside from the "pound" puppies joke from earlier. I wouldn't even have made that joke, but I spent over 15 minutes trying to think of something to put there that wouldn't attract perverts who are into getting it on with Rover, and so that's all I could come up with.

This whole thing is nauseating, and the worst part (out of many bad parts) about it is that the poor pooch had to be put down.

Yet these people are only spending 60 days in jail with two years probation. Meanwhile, people caught with small amounts of pot are getting life sentences, thanks to the "three strikes you're out" laws. A 17-year-old tested positive for pot while on probation for stealing $2 at gunpoint, and now he's serving a life sentence. But these two sacks of crap abuse an innocent dog that had to be put to sleep, and they get a slap on the wrist. Maybe Jon Stewart is dead wrong, and maybe our system of justice has indeed failed. FAIL!



Sorry, but when I saw this photo, I had no choice but to post it. Would you expect otherwise?

Rob

Maybe the Taxpayers Will Bail Me out of My Student Loan Debt

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Well, there goes another $700 billion $850 billion down the drain. But hey, when the national debt is already over $10 trillion, what's a few more hundred billion? I mean, it's not like we're ever going to be able to pay it off or anything, so what's the big deal? In fact, let's just keep borrowing more and more money until we default, which will completely bankrupt the country and start another worldwide depression. Doesn't that sound like fun? My grandma loves to talk about her childhood growing up during the Great Depression, and how she and her siblings used to go to the market and beg for rotten and/or moldy produce for the family to eat when they were kids. Good times!

If we're lucky, our government will have learned from having its collective balls in the tight, talon-like grasp of Wall Street, which basically told our "leaders" that the taxpayers need to bail them out or they will destroy our economy, and that this time it will work because the same idiots who caused the problem are going to fix it. Then when our country's economy completely fails, we can tell the rest of the world they need to bail us out or we'll bring down the rest of the world's economy with us, and if we're really lucky some of that trickle down to regular people like us. And if that plan doesn't work, we can always invade someone, perhaps Canada. They've had it coming for a long time.

So what does the mainstream media have to say about this? Hell if I know. But here's what The Daily Show had to say:



You know, lately I've posted a few blog posts. And nothing makes me feel like I've accomplished what I've set out to accomplish like when I type a bunch of words and then click the "Publish Post" button. To me, that's what makes blogging worth it. Sure, most of the jokes I tell fall flat, and the rest is usually just copy-and-paste stuff that I steal from others (such as the above video), but the point is I'm not getting paid for this.

It just makes me feel good to be reminded that anything is possible whenever I do something that is completely possible, no matter how terrible of an idea it was in the first place.

Rob

Why Jon Stewart Is My Hero

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Here's a clip that illustrates why Jon Stewart is one of my heroes. Take a looksee before the fascists at Comedy Central threaten YouTube with a lawsuit and it gets removed:



Rob